Steven Universe: A Peak of Evil Part 1

Steven Universe: A Peak of Evil

By: Peter A. Locke

"We cannot solve of our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them."
-Albert Einstein

Tomarako was walking down the dark sandstone hallway in his evil lair that he shared with his new nakama.

"TOMARAKO!" Shouted Sam the Goth from down the hall. "Get in here! You are late!"

Tomarako walked into a even darker rounded room. The only source of light was from everyone's phones. At a round table Tomarako took his seat, "Where is everyone else?"

Sam sighed, "Onyx is already here. You just can't see here."

"Ah right." Said Tomarako. "I forget her chard coal like state."

"Shut up," said the dark figure on the other side of the round table with a deep feminine yet demanding voice.

Tomarako shivered from the sound of the voice, "Haven't gotten used to that."

Next from the ceiling fell Pistachio perfectly into his seat he even folded his hands. He did not speak a sing world. Finally, a man in a purple suit with a white top hat with a star of david on it walked into the room and sat down next to Tomarako.

"I see the new guy beat me here," he said with a evil chuckle.

"Glad you could make it, Claudius Sol," said Onyx still scaring Tomarako a little.

There was a great big flash of green lightening and with smoke entered a man in a blue robe with an eye printed on his chest. The man hovered a few inches off of the ground. He hovered close to the round table.

"I thank you for all coming here on this dark and stormy night. I also welcome our new member, Tomarako, who has replaced our former member Sinbuster."

Pistachio didn't even open his eyes at the name of Sinbuster. But the robed man went on.

"The missions I have for you all cannot be failed. You will not lose you will not die. You WILL further the Grand Plan. Onyx, you will be in charge of wiping out all data collected by Friksy Fox. Tomarako, in contrast to this you will go and collect all of Sinbuster's old data and return it to me. Sam, I need you and your Gothites to launch an attack against the American military in California. Claudius Sol, you are in charge of infiltrating the White House. And Koffin...you know what to do."

"I shall not falter, my lord," said Onyx.

"I expect none of you shall," said the blue robed man.

And then, Onyx faded back into the dark, Pistachio flashed stepped out of the room, Claudius Sol snapped his fingers and vanished and Sam clicked a remote and warped out.

Tomarako looked around as he was now alone. "Damn it!" He quickly ran out using his feet.

Meanwhile

at the DMV in New York City. Frisky Fox and Disco were at the DMV.

"Come on already," said the Disco, "let me just have it."

"No!" Yelled Frisky Fox angirly which attracted everyone in the DMV towards them. "I am trying to find out more information about Pistachio through old driving records."

"Wait. If Sinbuster was your father and Sinbuster was also the father of Pistachio!"

"Yah. It makes us half siblings. NOT FULL SIBLINGS!" Shouted Frisky Fox.

The DMV lady shushed Frisky Fox.

"That is kind of creepy!" said Disco. "But I would still like that dollar you promised me on the way here."

"I said you could have it if you would shut up. BUT YA DIDN'T!"

"Did too!" said Disco.

"Fine." Frisky Fox gave Disco a dollar with Tucker Foley's smug face on it. Disco went to the machine to buy cheetos but the machine told him he needed 50 sents more. Disco yelled this to Frisky Fox who through the quarters at mach 5 towards Disco. Disco jumped away from the quarters at the last second. This proved to have saved his life for the next following second a slick, smooth, black, all black, female crashed down through the ceiling over where Disco once stood.

"FRISKY FOX! GIVE ME YOUR HOTEL ROOM KEYS!" Ordered the black female.

"What why!?" Said Frisky Fox.

"I am Onyx! I am a crystal gem here to wipe all out of your data from existence!"

Frisky Fox shook her head and her eras jiggled a little. "Why do you need my hotel key rooms for that?"

"I NEED YOUR DRIVERS LISTERINE TO WIPE OUT ALL YOUR INFORMATION. GIVE ME YOUR HOTEL ROOM KEYS SO I CAN WIPE OUT ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION!"

Frisky Fox got angry. "I have my drivers licence on me, BAKA!"

"Why do you have such a large device on you at all times?" asked Onyx. "Where are you hiding it?"

And then a thought bubble appeared over Onyx's head of Frisky Fox putting a car inside her back pocket. But then Disco stood between the two ladies.

"Up up up. You won't be getting anything from my lady." said Disco.

"YOUR LADY!?" Frisky Fox blushed.

"The large afro haired one is getting in my way. I must exterminate you immanently."

Onyx lifted up her hand and her hand retracted into her arm and unretracted and a buster canon popped out. A beam began to glow out of the canon as she she aimed it at Disco. Disco gave a very very smug grin as the beam fired off. The beam destroyed the entire DMV, killing 50 innocents, but Disco survived carrying Frisky Fox between his arms.

Disco landed on the ground. He placed Friksy Fox down. He turned around towards Onyx and waved his finger TSK TSK TSK said Disco. "You messed with the wrong afro master. OW!"

Disco kick flipped and slammed Onyx to the ground. But to his horror Onyx not only looked fine but also bored. "IS that the best you got?"

"OW! You will soon fear the name DISCO!"

"Disco? Hang on a second."

Disco could see data and other words scrolling up fast through Onyx's eyes. Onyxs eyes went back to normal as she shouted "AHA! You, Disco, are a half gem. So you are not as superior to a full gem like I am."

Disco snapped his fingers, tore of his white jacket, and pointed to the cat's eye chrysoberyl gem on his back. "Yes! I am! But this gem is at maximum power beyond yours!"

Onyx looked over and saw a file in Frisky Fox's arm with Frisky Fox's name on it. She pointed her black finger to Frisky Fox and yelled out, "Nice panties, Frisky Fox."

"GHAHYUH?" Disco snapped back to get a look-see but there was nothing but Frisky Fox blushing and looking around.

"YOU IDIOT! YOU FELL FOR HER TRICK!" Said Frisky Fox.

Disco turned around to witness Onyx grabbing the file with Frisky Fox's name on it and flash stepping out of there. A few moments later their hotel room that they could see in a nearby skyscraper exploded! All of Frisky Fox's information on Pistachio and the goths was lost.

Disco and Frisky Fox with both sad when they looked down in defeat.

TO BE CONTINUED